(Source: reasoningwithvampires)
BWAHAHAHAhahaha oh god my sanity *cries*
OMFG. The lulz are killing me.
Every fairy tale should be updated to include uterine piñatas!Found it!What? She asked…Bella’s menstrual cycle: there’s...
Those are the original tags. I think “uterine piñatas” is the greatest phrase ever coined by a human being
FUCKING LOVE THIS WHOLE TUMBLR! There are not enough hours in the day to read all the posts! It’s clever and snarky and...
I’m going to pretend she’s talking about this Prince.
The tags. THE TAGS. XD
Something my friend said that made me rethink entirely the idea of Team Jacob. Nessie is Bella’s daughter. The reason...